mysharona1987:

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The French really don’t fuck around.

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January

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daily-cat-memes:
“Your daily dose of cat memes
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daily-cat-memes:

Your daily dose of cat memes

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January

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sandmandaddy69:

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January

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shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars:

Sorry everyone d20 is consuming my brain so hard

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January

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kipplekipple:

sweaterkittensahoy:

kaylapocalypse:

thighetician:

The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy

Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was being shut down just because it wasn’t stated in an intellectual way (in spite of its validity). So Girl 2 reinforced Girl 1′s opinions in solidarity and made sure that it was absolutely clear that Girl 1 was factually correct. WITHOUT taking credit for her observations (”kim is right” instead of “Actually, kim”)  

Girls supporting Girls. 

Girls not letting other girls be treated poorly.

If you read thirty pages of a book and hate it, that’s a good analysis. Girl 1 literally said, “It sucked for these reasons, and I only got through 30 pages.” She was absolutely paying attention and trying to get it. But if all you get is a headache, fuck that book.

God I wish more people knew that you can stop reading a book.

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

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January

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notajerusalemcricket:
“hera-the-something:
“supreme-leader-stoat:
“medicinemane:
“supreme-leader-stoat:
“canaryomenharbinger:
“mapsontheweb:
“US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains
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@blinded-by-love
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I think we should do...

notajerusalemcricket:

hera-the-something:

supreme-leader-stoat:

medicinemane:

supreme-leader-stoat:

canaryomenharbinger:

mapsontheweb:

US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

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@blinded-by-love

I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this

I like how you think.

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enough. to the Box with you

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January

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sledgehammertoe:
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“wasserplane:
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“mannequia:
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“breathdeepseekpeace:
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“ sensorydeprivationprincess:
“ turboslime:
“  Say hello to mechanically separated...

sledgehammertoe:

gholateg:

raven-reconciling:

wasserplane:

wasserplane:

mannequia:

caldraws:

breathdeepseekpeace:

heritageposts:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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date of origin: 2012

A classic

this just makes me wanna get some nuggets from mcdonalds for some reason

the fact op thought they could even get away with that blatant misinformation in the first place when the graphic they used was the fucking Tubby Custard machine amuses me like.

Even if you didn’t know what Teletubbies was that thing does not at all look like something you’d find in a factory, it’s colorful and colors cost extra.

that’s because OP’s post is a joke

I feel weird that I’m been here long enough to remember the original context–OP is mocking this post:

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the picture clearly looks like some sort of strawberry ice cream, so OP did a copypasta of the original text and replaced with picture with something even funnier.

Both posts went around a lot, but it’s funny that the second, mocking post is now being reposted like OP is some kind of idiot instead of a comedic genius

the original post is actually still here: https://early-onset-of-night-blog.tumblr.com/post/1206666159/say-hello-to-mechanically-separated-chicken-its and apparently the original OP is a satire blog, anyway. So nobody was serious in the whole exchange

Getting new context for this ancient meme in the year of our lord 2021 is giving me whiplash.

Tumblr deep lore

“Don’t take anything you read on the internet at face value.”

– Abraham Lincoln

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January

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January

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January

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daddyxanax574:

Are you implyin to me that a shramp managed to frah this rice? It’s preposterous! But it intrigues meh so.

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December

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